oh, it's a town of fucking fantasy, wish i went to ucb, cause there are thirty thousand stupid kids and they're all brain washed into what they see (d,e,f,g)/ it's a college never- never land. dropping acid and starting bands,/ super liberal hypocrites, what the hell's this hippie shit?/ berkely is my baby sparkling nice and clean. if it's such a mellow place, why do i fee so mean?/ oh, berkeley is my baby and i wanna kill it/ berkeley is my baby and i wanna kill it/ hanging out up telegraph, your waste of money just makes me laugh./ all the stores are just waiting for you to buy their sweaters and drink their brew./ there's a double dose if police to herd the homeless off the streets./ cops and schools work hand in hand to wipe the deviants from the land./ berkeley is my baby but i should've aborted it. had some doubts in the waiting room but now i'm stuck with it./ oh, berkeley is my baby and i wanna kill it, berkeley is my baby and i wanna kill it./ berkely is my baby but i should've aborted it.